OPERATION: WiGgEh!

Dear Lovely Pirates,
Me and Whiskeh (the crew geniuses) have come up with a wonderful event in celebration of the awesome-ness of wigs!
In honor of the wonderful-ness of wigs, we've come up with Operation: Wiggeh! The point of this event is that YOU will write, draw, or take a photo of anything that has to do with wigs.
The three categories are:
*Wiggin' It- Take a photo of a wig, anyone wearing a wig, a screenshot with wig-ed pirates...etc.
*Wiggin' Out- Draw, paint, or sketch a wig or anything to do with wigs!
*Ode to Wiggehz- Write/Type out a poem, song, or a story about wigs!
To enter, write you pirate name, two colors (no black and/or gold please, darlings), gender (if it's not obvious ), the category of your entry, and a link to your entry (or just send it to ME in a private message). More than one entry costs 500 PoE, payable to Whiskeh or Vivathegreat on the Hunter Ocean. (This goes toward a wig for you, of course ~.~)
Example:
Vivathegreat Female
Lime/Aqua Wiggin' Out: www.randomlink.com

Prizes:
First Prize: Wiggeh and something special...
Second Prize: It's a secret...
Third Prize: Another secret

DEADLINE: APRIL 5th MIDNIGHT!!! (NO EXCEPTIONS...NOT EVEN IF YOU BUY ME ANOTHER WIG ~.>)
Questions or comments to be posted here along with entries that aren't private messaged to me.

ViVaThEgReAt <3 XoXo OxOxo

if i had a a wig
i would put it on a pig
but what would his name be?
let us see....
arnold, brandon, ducky?
joel, jeffrey, lucky?
hmm i sure don't know
if only i had some poe
ah i got the perfect name
Albert


Funke wrote this yes i'm a guy for all u stupid people
2 colors are.................um................................... yes santa is real

Second and third prizes are a secret because you don't know what they are yet? hmm?

Nah they're just so awesome.
Stop being so annoying and just enter. You know you want to

Once upon a time, there were three little wigs.
They all left home when Mummy wig decied it was time for them to find a new head.
The first wig found the head of a mouse.
The second wig found the head of a rabbit
The third wig found the head of a scary lawyer.

Presently, there came a drunk barber who had no idea what he was doing. HE found the mouse and said, "I'll huff and puff, and I'll blow your wig down( with a hair dryer)." So he did, and killed the wig with his sharpest and pointyist scissors.

Next He found the rabbit. Again he said... "I'll huff and puff, and I'll blow your wig down( with a hair dryer)." So he did, and killed the wig with his sharpest and pointyist scissors.

Next he found the scary lawyer. Again he tried to blow the wig off, but the lawyer bamboozled him with crazy lawyer terms like "restraining order" and "assault". So the barber, dazed and confused fell into a conveniently placed cauldron full of hot water. And drowned.

The end, because I ran out of words.

UHM!! to many big words.. it confuses me o.0

Yeppers. Thats the lawyer speak.
*runs away screaming*

who winsss??

Winners
Mkay winners...

In first place with a very funneh entry: Sublime! (Please see Whiskeh or Vivathegreat within 30 days to claim your prize...Unless we don't have it..then be patient ;P)
In second place is rockgurl with her very awesome entry about bald piggehs. Please contact me (Viva duh ) or Whiskeh to recieve your prize...within thirty days or we'll feed it to the rats.
In third place with a slighty disturbing and highly laughable entry is Funke! Claim yer prize or we'll hand it over to one of those highly stingy old people who never return anything....

(Please note: Nobody asked for certain colours so expect them to be umm...vivalicious XP [hmmm lime & aqua perhaps ] )